"??"
"Neh, that one la, the one we always hear on the radio!"
"?????"
"Neh, that one who got interrupted by Kanye West or something."
"!!"
"You mean, Taylor Swift is it?"
"Ah yes yes! Tailor Swift!"
"Anyway, I wanted to know...why this guy so popular? Does he like, make designer clothes really fast or something? Does he work for celebrities?"
"Oh, actually...yes la Nick. You know sh - he, made this shirt for me?"
"No kidding."
"Serious!"
"And my underwear too."
"..."
"So."
"He's big, huh?"
"Yeah."
"Really big."
"There's a concert, like, in February. Singapore."
"Concert? How does a tailor give a concert?"
"It's freaking cool. He has this like super-sewing machine, with 10 pedals, 3 levers and a keyboard. He just moves all around and clothes like magically appear."
"Then he throws it into the crowd."
"Entertainment just ain't the same, huh..."
"Well, yeah, anyway, I'm going."
"The concert?"
"Yeah. Singapore."
"OK loh...I assume you're bringing Steph?"
"Yeah loh, no choice what...she wanted something nice."
"Oh, and Wei Hau too."
"!?"
"Why you bringing an awkward lamp post there la man. Every time you do stuff he'll have to look away..."
"Eh what? He needs some new hats, and a hoodie."
"Lol."
"Did You Just Say 'Lol'??"
"As in, 'lol', a word, not actually laughing out loud?"
"Well...yeah."
"Oh...lol."
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